Residents on the west end of Birch Court have reported a male dove visiting the same balcony four evenings in a row. The visits last between forty minutes and two hours. The male has been described as "well-groomed for someone who doesn't live here." The balcony's occupant has not filed a complaint. Two neighbors have.
Dove v. Dove. Hearing on the merits scheduled April 14, 2026, 9:30 AM, Chamber B. Both parties ordered to appear in person. The Court reminds the Respondent that "in person" refers to a perch inside the courtroom. The branch visible through the east window is not the courtroom and has never been the courtroom.
Presiding: Hon. M. Owl. Clerk: T. Nuthatch. Public seating limited. Spectators who have already formed opinions are asked to keep them at foraging volume.
Two (2) twigs, lightly used. One (1) zip tie, provenance confirmed. Receipt paper (CVS, undated, structural). Quantity of dryer lint. All items currently load-bearing. Seller prefers not to discuss why availability has changed. Collection from meter box, rear of Building C. Bring your own bag. No questions after 6 PM.
47. Quiet. Previously committed. Good with structural concepts but better at describing them than executing them. Looking for a patient female who values intention. I have been told I am "not unpleasant to be around when I am actually around." South-facing branches preferred. No rush. I have time. I have had time for a while.
Specializing in contested nest divisions, emergency no-perch orders, and situations where he says it was "just drinks." Eighteen years of family law experience. Exposed to every version of "it's not what it looks like." Still not impressed.
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I do not do couples counseling. That ship has sailed, sunk, and been entered into evidence.
My ex-husband has begun using the same perch I use every afternoon at the south end of the park. He claims it was always his perch. It was not always his perch. I introduced him to that perch in 2023 during what he now calls "a transitional period" but which I call "our marriage."
I am not asking The Municipal Coo to arbitrate. I am asking whether the district has a policy on post-separation perch usage, and if not, why not.