The report of cake erosion brought a contentious mood to the intermarital stage.
Mere a day after the installment of the Mille-feuille Protocol, in which all concerned parties agreed to control the consumption of the cake to a sustainable level, the report raised an alarm that a key signatory was failing to meet its commitment.
The cake, Chestnut Rose Cassis Mont Blanc, which the couple learned was a lot of fancy words for custard when they claimed the gift card, was located on the lower shelf of the refrigerator.
“The investigation shows the placement of the chocolate ganache has been modified to give a false sense of perspective, and the fork mark has been smoothed over.
The perpetrator appears to have been gradually chiseling the cake to avoid scrutiny.
In nature, a cake in the refrigerator does not erode. And the fact that we have such a smooth surface raises the suspicion of a cover-up.
The erosion is caused by human intervention. It is a man-made disaster.”
When asked who the perpetrator might be, the husband displayed a 360-degree view of his eyes and stated, “She knows.”
It has also been suggested that the husband keeps the cake’s original measurement for presenting at a crucial moment.
When asked for a comment, the wife said she refuses to engage with ‘bogus’ insinuation. She has also threatened to withdraw from the protocol unless the so-called measurement is produced.
Along with the theory that the circulation in the refrigerator had naturally eroded the cake, the husband also dismissed a rumor suggesting the fresh prawn in the fridge woke up ‘zombie-style’ and ate the cake.