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Medium years / November 30, 2023

Mug Shot of My Desk

I like to have options

Originally published on Medium on November 30, 2023. View original

Mug 1: Decaf Coffee

Haven’t been sleeping well.

Mug 2: Caffeinated Coffee

Haven’t been sleeping well.

Mug 3: Tea

Brewed too strong.

Mug 4: Tea

Brewed too weak. Mix with Mug 3.

Mug 5: Contains a splash of milk

Can be combined with the contents from Mugs 1–4.

Mug 6: Water

Mug 7: Yesterday’s water

Give it to the plant later.

Mug 8: On the floor

Don’t forget to pick it up to avoid a spill!

Mug 8.5: The secret cup.

Been on the bookshelf for four days. Hidden from husband who commented on my excessive mug usage.