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Medium years / October 1, 2022

How to Optimize Your Marriage With AI

Rules of engagement updated

Originally published on Medium on October 1, 2022. View original

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is improving every aspect of our lives.

Many organizations, big and small, are adopting AI to patch vulnerabilities and drive better engagement in their legacy systems.

Check out the following tips on how you can bring AI into YOUR organization.

Speech Recognition

Speech recognition software is now readily available across multiple devices. Using transcription apps on smartphones, you can transcribe fights with your spouse, so there will be a record of who said what.

Simply tell your spouse that you will record this fight for a later review.*

*This might start a new fight. So make sure you have enough storage on your recording device.

Natural Language Processing

With advances in Machine Learning, you can now use AI to translate your spouse’s speech into a language your can understand.

Example Input/Output

CAPTCHA

Words are cheap and with rising inflation, some of the most commonly used words might be essentially worthless.

By implementing CAPTCHA, you can verify whether frequently used sentences like those below have actual substance and not just automatic responses.

Example sentences

Chatbot

Instead of having the same argument with your spouse over and over again, you can save time and energy by programming chatbots to simulate arguments for you and your spouse.

Simply program your chatbots with obstinate patterns of behaviors, triggering instances, and legacy conflicts like coming from different social classes, unresolved childhood trauma, hiding a second family, and obsession with AI.

Customized User Interaction

Many spouses complain that their partners have different needs at different times. But recognizing both implicit and explicit signals is crucial in maintaining quality engagement.

Customize your interaction with your spouse based on data**. And when operating your recommendation engine, make sure your spouse thinks that it was their idea all along.

**AI-powered services such as Google and Facebook are great sources to collect data about your spouse, such as age, occupation, hobbies, personality, medical history, and dietary restrictions.

Note on Implementation

When introducing AI, it is essential to address the concern of replacement in your organization.

Communicate transparently with your spouse about the importance of learning a new skill and the need for repurposing hardware as requirements change.

Ready to Bring AI into Your Marriage?

With the rise of AI, it is no longer matter of choice but an inevitability that AI will be part of your life.

To discuss integrating AI into your life, schedule a free consultation with our NOTAI experts.

NOTAI is a leading AI consulting company specializing in optimizing productivity and eliminating friction to achieve the desired goals.