Most self-help advice assumes you are perfect the way you are, and all you need is 5 to 8 subscription services and accompanying apps.
The Ms. Anthrope Method™, however, proposes that you have more than enough problems and things can always get worse.
Introducing the Ms. Anthrope Method™
1. Commit yourself to the methodology.
The first step to de-cluttering your problems is fully committing yourself to our methodology.
Ignoring warning signs like ™ in the name is a great way to start.
2. Envision your worst nightmare.
Once you’ve committed to our program and signed up to receive all marketing materials, identify what you want to achieve by envisioning your worst nightmare.
If things went really bad, not all your existing problems would matter to you as they do now. Ask yourself “would I still be bothered?” for each of your many issues.
Example questions:
Would I still be bothered by the insufficient kitchen space when making Molotov cocktails to fight off the militia?
Would I still feel self-conscious about my double chin when hot wiring an abandoned car to escape from the werewolves?
Would I still be replaying what Naomi said about my social skills when nursing a baby I had with an enemy spy?
3. Focus on what makes you truly miserable.
Once you fully visualize your apocalypse, think about what made you truly miserable or brought an existential crisis in the past.
Recognizing what makes you lose your shit will help clarify what needs attention most. Then you can put your finite energy into sorting out what’s really troubling you.
De-clutter and face your existential issues regularly so when the apocalypse comes, you will be better equipped to raise your werewolf baby.
With a clear vision for the worst possible future, you too can become a Ms. Anthrope Method™ consultant. Fill out the Google form to start meddling in other people’s lives, too.