Thanks so much for the wait!
I’m happy to announce new taglines for bean bag chair everyone has been waiting for.
- A desiccant for motivation
- If a couch shoots itself on the foot
- Body bag for beans
- You can’t sit up or lie down on a bean bag. You can only give in
- Literally beneath you
- If a couch started gambling online,
lost the custody of its footstools,
got its legs broken by a bookie,
it would still be better than a bean bag - Dog bed for human
- Chair for dummies
- If fanny pack inbred
- Not worth a hill of beans
- You can never get out of a bean bag. You can only grow out of it
- Designated throne if the three-second rule becomes a law
- Flaccid chair for flaccid people
- Chair cellulite
“Is it true; is it kind, or is it necessary?”
― Socrates, Essential Thinkers — Socrates
No, but bean bag knows what it did.