With energy prices in Europe soaring and the national grid on high alert for the coming winter, a local English teacher claimed she had discovered a new renewable energy source, anger.
‘We don’t even need heating in the house because the temper always runs very hot.’
‘No cooking necessary. The food cooks inside me with simmering resentment.’
‘Anger just runs in my family. We can’t have a gathering for more than two hours without spontaneously combusting.’
‘All of my marriages went up in smoke because of my anger. I have burned so many bridges.’
She said there are moments she feels burned out and more numb than angry, but she can be fired up within 1 minute of reading the news.
When asked how the world should implement this seemingly limitless energy source, she replied that most of the world already runs on anger, so only minimal adaptation would be necessary.